Y'all. I put on what I thought was sunscreen. It's called glowy or something, I dunno it was on sale and i needed sunscreen.

Y'all. Y'ALL! I am covered in micro glitter. ON MY FACE!

I own a company that has to meet FDA regulations for my products since the 2022 law change moving us to cosmetics. Stuff has to tested, formulas have to be approved.

How in the name of Bob's Slackness did something with glitter get approved for a cosmetic item? That's insane. Glitter is dangerous around membranes like eyes and nose.

On the upside, I'ma be the sparkliest yard worker Texas has ever seen, and maybe drag queens will drive by, take pity on me, and teach me how to properly apply makeup. And glitter.