I should probably make a #GetFediHired post, huh
If you've got any sort of tech job open, we need a job!
We're pretty great at learning things and can work in just about any tech stack you throw at us; that said, we already know HTML/CSS/JS, Node (yeah that's also JS but still), PHP (normal PHP, also working on learning frameworks), Ruby, Perl, shell, C, Objective-C (it's been a while though), Swift... yeah we've done a lot.
We can also do general IT and/or sysadmin stuff, but don't really have any certifications there. We grew up on Mac, and have since moved to Linux, so we're pretty good at supporting both of those (I can do your servers!), and haven't really done much with Windows but I'm sure we can figure out basic stuff.
Honestly, we really need just about any job at this point so if you've got other stuff, that's good too.
If you want our résumé, feel free to ask!