I'm not sure I possess sufficient self-awareness to do a proper #Introduction post. Besides, I'll be dead in 20 or 30 years so it hardly seems worth the effort.

I suppose I just want you to know that I love you, but in a very non-creepy way. Kind of like how you love your cousin that you haven't seen since you were ten, but you had a lot of fun together that one time. Except a bit less because we probably haven't met yet.

What I'm saying is that I'm mostly harmless. (RIP Douglas Adams)