tl;dr: too long; didn't read
ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read
av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read
451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read
js;dr: page required JavaScript; didn't read
ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read
dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.
cl;cr: captcha loop, couldn't read
@neil ss;dr: substack; didn't read
@neil 419;dr: Nigerian advance fee fraud text; didn't read
@neil now map each of those to some new HTTP response codes and we're golden :)
@neil what do you call
"Required subscription or agree all cookies", didn't read?
vl;dc = video link, didn't click
@neil Alternatively, dr;dr give me the the news
@neil tv;dw too video, didn't watch
@neil dr; dr; give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you 🎶
btlip;dr : browser tab lost in pile; didn't read
"ai;dr" – »YOINK!«
pw;dr
Pay wall. Didn't read.
@neil
I really want a personalized license plate that reads, "HTTP451." I can't really justify the expense, though, which is sad.
pu;dr: Pop up; didn't read.
I usually quit a read if a site gives me any dialog popup after a time delay.
